There are two things human beings do very well: run their mouths and, ahem, procreate.

Trust me, right now someone in this world, actually many people, are getting their collective freak on, in familiar and unfamiliar ways. There are people who should be having sex as well as people who shouldn't (at least not with each other). Throughout the 2-million-year history of our species, every generation got here through the act of coitus and nobody asked, "Was it good for you, baby?" because we were boning before we had learned to talk.

But, oddly enough, in modern times, we put far more societal emphasis on people flapping their jaws than people slapping their loins. The result is a lot less sex education than we need and reports like the one from the Centers for Disease Control noting that sexually transmitted diseases are on the rise -- particularly since the Bush administration did everything it could to eliminate sex ed from classrooms.