
At the heart of any healthy relationship are two very important elements-trust and communication. Unfortunately, most couples don't obtain either because of one simple thing: lying. And we all know that women are the biggest liars around. (Or are they?) In fact, here are 10 common lies that women tell.
1. "I haven't had sex in a while, but not by choice."
Women have the luxury of having sex whenever they want because there are very few men that will actually turn down a physical encounter. In the rare case that a woman does come across a guy who says "no," there's probably a string of others behind him that will say yes. In fact, any man that hears this lie would probably sleep with that woman right then and there. So if a woman has gone a extended period of time without sex she has done so completely by choice.
2. "I'm looking for a good man."
Then why do you keep dating losers? Women say they want a certain type of man but oftentimes end up dealing with guys that are the complete opposite, while the supposed "good" guys are left by the wayside. Clearly, women don't know what they want or what's good for them. Where do you think the phrase, "nice guys finish last" came from?
3. "I don't know why I'm single."
Yes, you do. Maybe you're too needy, too clingy, too emotional or too crazy. Whatever the case may be, your long line of exes (or even your friends) have probably told you what the problem is. You just choose not to listen and, worse yet, do anything about it.
4. "I look good for my age."
And what age would that be? The one you tell everyone you are or the actual number of years you've been alive? Either way, time will eventually catch up to you and I can probably see it in your face. Sorry, not every woman can have the seemingly eternally good genes of Halle Berry or Stacey Dash... and that's okay.
5. "I'm over my ex."
If his name constantly comes up in conversation, then chances are you're not. I don't know the brother so I have no reason to bring him up, so that only leaves you... and your baggage.
6. "Size matters."
No, it doesn't... At least that's what the other women I've dated said and it's not like they'd lie about something like that, right? ...Right?
7. "I'll be ready in a minute."
Translation: "This may take a while." From changing shoes and outfits 20 times to finding the "right" bag to putting on "my face," women are notorious for bending space and time to transform what should by definition be 60 seconds into an extended sit down and twiddle your thumbs session.
8. "I have nothing to wear."
Please, the average woman has more clothes than hair follicles. Still, most women look for any excuse to go shopping and believing they have "nothing to wear" is just a means to another time-consuming end.
9. "You know I don't normally do this sort of thing."
The "this" in question is usually some sexual act that a woman would like you to believe is not part of her normal repertoire, but based on her adeptness at said act it's likely she has experience in this particular area. No complaints here, so I'll just play along.
10. "We can have sex with no strings attached."
Yeah, right. No matter how hard women try to "act like a lady and think like a man," they're just not wired the same way as men when it comes to sex. It's virtually impossible for the average woman to separate the emotional aspects from the physical act of sex.
Ladies - do you agree with any of these points, or do you find yourselves victims of frontin'? Tell us!
Anslem Samuel is the founder of the sex and relationship blog Naked With Socks On.


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By: cole on 2/09/2011 3:57PM
And don't forget, "I'll always love you."
Until someone better comes along!
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By: SAY WHAT! on 2/10/2011 2:12AM
Do you know how to tell when a woman in a nightclub is lying?
Her lips are moving.
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By: fRANK on 2/12/2011 3:29PM
DON'T FORGET THAT WOMEN ARE EITHER GREAT LIARS OR VERY UNSKILLED, WHEN IT COMES TO SEXUAL MATHEMATICS, FELLOWS....SO DON'T ASK....
IF SHE IS REALLY WORTHWHILE, JUST BE GLAD YOU GET TO ENJOY IT "NOW", BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT ALWAYS....AND THAT MATH YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK.....
BUT WHEN YOU START ASKING "HOW MANY" TIMES SHE SUCKED, BEEN SCREWED IN THE BUTT, NUMBER OF SEX PARTNERS, NUMBER OF BOYFRIENDS, WHO WAS THE BEST, WHO HAS THE LARGEST, THE NUMBER OF CLIMAXES SHE HAD WITH WHOM, HAS SHE EVER SHALLOWED A NUTT BEFORE, HOW MANY TIMES SHE WAS GANG BANGGED, OR DID OTHER SEXUAL THINGS SHE ISN'T KNOWN FOR....
EXPECT HER KNOWLEDGE OF MATHEMATICS TO BE VERY BAD!!!!!!!!!
(WOMEN ARE JUST LIKE MICHAEL CORLEONE IN THE ""GODFATHER" WHO ALLOWED HIS WIFE TO ASK JUST ONE TIME ABOUT MAFIA MURDERS, THEN HE LIED AND SAID "NO" HE DIDN'T KILL A RELATIVE)
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By: miamac on 2/09/2011 5:40PM
Agree with every single one of them. lol We're exposed! Lawdy, please shut this man up! just kidding.
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By: ucpprod3 on 2/09/2011 8:01PM
Let us not forget these also.
-I'm just going out with the girls.
-He was just a friend.
-I'm a good woman looking for a good man.
-Yes, it's your baby
-I would never do you like that.
-I don't use sex as a weapon.
-I am not vindictive.
-I know how to cook, I just don't like to.
-I'll lose this weight, it's temporary.
-I don't listen to my girlfriends.
-I'm saving that for my husband.
and last but not least:
-I'll pay you your money back.
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By: Joyce on 2/10/2011 4:42PM
Shut up UC
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By: sandy on 2/11/2011 5:23PM
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!
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By: blackbeauty on 2/12/2011 3:10PM
l needed to laugh that was funny and TRUE
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By: Calela on 2/12/2011 4:16PM
ucpprod3, "I know how to cook, I just don't like to" can be proven, can't lie about that for long. The lie women should tell is that we can't cook, even though we can, because as soon as a man finds out you can cook, (did you cook or you didn't cook nothing, please!) you're a slave in the kitchen cooking and fixing plates. I don't think so.
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By: arjay on 2/14/2011 12:11PM
you forgot "it was good for me too" and the related "it's no big deal, we can just cuddle"
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